[A continuation of My Coffee Shop Angel]
Y’know, I noticed you as soon as you walked in the café. I could see straight away that you were special because you had a kind of glow about you… I guess you could call it an aura, and it’s strange but you’re not the kind of guy I’d normally feel this way about; you’re not my usual type, y’know? Even when I took your order I was a little unsure about you; the way you were all shy about talking to me, like you’d never spoken to a girl before. Like I say, not my usual type. So anyway, I started thinking that maybe… I dunno… maybe I was wrong about you? But when I handed over the change — well, that’s when it happened. I don’t think our hands touched but they got close enough, and all of a sudden I got the flashes like I usually do. They weren’t strong ones — like I say, I don’t think we touched — but they were enough for me to know I was right about you all along. A car weaves; a girl is buried; a man is hanged. I wasn’t sure what it all meant but I thought I might as well go with the usual routine; there’d be plenty of opportunities to bail out if I was wrong. So I grabbed a slip from the pile under the counter and handed it over, making sure I held onto it a second longer than usual just to get your attention. Then I turned to make the coffee and started thinking about what I’d seen. I nearly frothed the milk over the side of the jug while I was mulling it over, but pulled it away just in time. That would’ve been embarrassing, y’know? And I had to look as perfect and infallible as I could to keep the illusion up… but, I dunno, maybe next time I will screw something up; maybe the sympathy vote would help sell it? Hmm. Well, anyway, when I turned round with the coffee I could see you were going to start asking awkward questions so I got in there first; might as well string you along a little just to keep up the mystery, right?
Continued…
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By Stu
– May 24, 2009
The January air was cold and crisp as Dom stepped off the street into the coffee shop. It was much warmer inside the franchised café and his glasses quickly fogged up, causing him to turn his head this way and that in an attempt to find a clear corner to peer through. In the end, he resorted to peering over the top of his slim, black-rimmed spectacles, giving him the air of a disapproving librarian. Turning to his right, he examined the tall cabinet containing sandwiches of various descriptions, his hand hovering eagerly over the goods on offer until it paused above a spicy meatball panini. He scooped it up and made his way to the counter. It was late afternoon and there were relatively few patrons so it was only a few minutes before the girl at the till turned her smiling attention towards him.
Continued…
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By Stu
– May 11, 2009
So I thought I’d have myself a little one-man Rock Band party this weekend; just me, the Xbox, a plastic guitar and enough alcohol to make my liver scream for mercy. The plan was to get hammered on sidecars, a rather delicious cocktail consisting of brandy, lemon juice and orange liqueur. I had half a bottle of Cointreau hiding in the back of the drinks cabinet so earlier in the week I stopped off at the supermarket on the way home from work to pick up the lemon juice and brandy. I dropped a bottle of PLJ into my trolley in the soft drinks aisle, then headed over to the booze section to pick up some cheap brandy; there’s a time and a place for fine brandy, and in my opinion that place ain’t in a cocktail you’re throwing together at home for the purposes of getting wasted. I browsed the shelves until I spotted the cheapest brandy I could find: Brand X.
Continued…
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By Stu
– May 10, 2009
Accursed fitness freaks say there’s no gyms in Hell,
Toned bodies turn flabby, cannot stay fit and well,
The only option for them is pushing boulders up a hill
For eternity; better known as “Lucifer’s Treadmill”.
(The spinning classes were cancelled because nobody was attending,
Which I guess means spinning’s worse than torment unending.)
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By Stu
– May 4, 2009
A new beginning. That’s what I need. Out with the Old.
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By Stu
– May 3, 2009