Accursed fitness freaks say there’s no gyms in Hell,
Toned bodies turn flabby, cannot stay fit and well,
The only option for them is pushing boulders up a hill
For eternity; better known as “Lucifer’s Treadmill”.
(The spinning classes were cancelled because nobody was attending,
Which I guess means spinning’s worse than torment unending.)
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