tossr » poems http://tossr.com The jottings of an idiot Sun, 24 May 2009 17:54:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Exercising the Demons http://tossr.com/2009/05/04/exercising-the-demons/ http://tossr.com/2009/05/04/exercising-the-demons/#comments Mon, 04 May 2009 12:03:44 +0000 Stu http://tossr.com/?p=120 Accursed fitness freaks say there’s no gyms in Hell,
Toned bodies turn flabby, cannot stay fit and well,
The only option for them is pushing boulders up a hill
For eternity; better known as “Lucifer’s Treadmill”.

(The spinning classes were cancelled because nobody was attending,
Which I guess means spinning’s worse than torment unending.)

]]> http://tossr.com/2009/05/04/exercising-the-demons/feed/ 0